Overheard

"Woof"
"Evan, let's be human now."
"Woof woof!"
"Evan! Now let's be humans."
Woof?
Humans! Let's play a new game with HUMANS!
"Woof"

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A distant engine was heard and Evan raced to the door.
"My daddy is going tah be here in a few minutes in his aihpane!"

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The new Lego catalog is here.
Evan: Dad, I want you to buy me dis.
Matt: I don't have any money.
Evan: Here's my money. hands invisible money Now buy me dat!
Matt: That's not a very polite way to ask.
Evan: YOU'RE WELCOME.